Ireland| 26 | ♍/♌ | Mark | He/Him Butch Lesbian. Certified Megamind Lover, certified by Megamind UN via 2022. Do NOT send me unsolicited penis pictures unless they are blue. Thanks.
its funny when people are like “life hack: to get yourself/your child to eat more vegetables try using dips and seasoning to mask the flavor” babes thats not a life hack thats just cooking. i dont know who told u the only way to eat vegetables is great grandmas war rations boiled sprouts recipe but i prommy you can and SHOULD be seasoning.
my dad is currently building a shelf for his power tools in the shed. beautifully poetic - without the tools, he would have no means to build the shelf; but without them, there would also be no need to build it in the first place. the snake bites its own tail. if the tail was makita compact circular saw
i had a dream this morning that the newest thing was that when you changed the channel on the TV you’d get a text that said “we noticed you changed the channel! would you mind giving us a rating?” with a link and then if you turned off the TV you’d get another that said “did you mean to turn off the TV? we miss you!” and i really don’t think we’re far off from that
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